From some tart at PJMedia:
I got my dad an Amazon Alexa (shhh…don’t tell him). I plan to set him up with the Pandora polka station, the weather, and sports scores and see how that goes before we move on to more advanced skills like controlling the lights. He doesn’t “do” technology, so I’m not sure what’s going to happen. Who am I kidding? I know exactly what’s going to happen: he’ll be throwing it at the wall by day’s end.
If my kids installed that creepy little piece of technology in my home without me knowing about it, I’d be throwing them at the wall.
Fucking “Internet of Things”… what a load of utter bullshit. Malevolent bullshit.