From my travels around Teh Intarwebz:
“What Wine Do You Drink With Fish Fingers?” (Daily Mail)
You don’t drink wine with fish fingers: it’s fucking kid’s food.
“Sushi warning as patient found with live worms writhing in gut” (Telegraph)
No kidding. You eat RAW FISH and wonder at the parasites. You morons (and that includes anyone who eats raw fish, btw; I don’t care how “cool” or “trendy” it is).
“In response to an alleged hate crime, students would like exam exemptions, a tuition freeze, and a new curriculum, just to name a few.” (Weekly Standard)
It’s called “letting the inmates run the asylum”, you academic assholes. (Actually, it gets worse, if you can imagine it. Read the whole article.)
Then from Over There:
“Germany Takes First Step Towards Legalizing Rape Committed By Muslim Men” (ROK)
Weapons-grade accommodationism from some German judge (who needs a month’s worth of daily scourging and/or hourly ball-kicking).
“Ladies Day at Chester” (Daily Mail)
…and for once, it doesn’t look like a group of dockside totties during Fleet Week, simply class and elegance with just a couple examples of Train Smash Women. Maybe there’s hope for us yet… nah, that could only happen if:
“Freak Tsunami Submerges All Of Coastal California Under Two Hundred Feet Of Water” (The Daily Kim)
We can but hope.