More news from the Female Orgasm Front: apparently, eight out of ten British women fake their orgasms. (Men do too, just in smaller numbers.)
Don’t care. Besides, they’re Brits, ergo drunk most of the time, ergo probably can’t remember what happened anyway.
Still don’t care. I thought that kegels were supposed to do this precise function, but apparently eight out of ten British women are either too drunk or too lazy to do even this most basic of exercises.
And just to add a little visual to this piece, here’s the pic (again) of Typical British Chick:
No man should.
Frankly, I’m surprised that more British men don’t fake their orgasms, just to escape their predicament.