Some asswipe drove a truck into a crowd of pedestrians in Stockholm last week.
Of course, the driver’s motives were unclear, until this was reported.
Earlier reports from CNN and MSNBC that the driver was a radical Methodist have since been proven false.
(Yeah, I know that CNN/MSNBC reported no such thing. But considering all the other bullshit they pass off as news, you have to admit that my statement was false, but accurate.)